Welcome to my side of the fence!

I'm Dorothy Thompson, a pre-menopausal single mother of three adult children living at home.  If that isn't bad enough, I have three more children,
Cassie, Max and Schuyler.  Cassie                and
Max                    are my Cocker
                          Spaniels and

Schuyler is my                  miniature Sheltie. 

So, what is my column all about, you ask?

It's about the search for the American Dream, the
house with the white picket fence,
the 2.5 children, the perfect family. 
Only, I never found it. 

I think I must have passed it on my way through
this crazy world I call...my life.

Anyway, I know you can relate.  I sure hope so.  I wouldn't want to think I was all alone.  Now, that's a scary thought.



I hope you have enjoyed your stay and do come back.  After all, the grass needs mowing once in awhile and the poop has to be removed.  Any takers? 

Hey, where did everybody go???  Hellooooo???

~*~*~*~


Hey!  Well, looka here!  I got my first award!!!

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